Welcome to mah crib -deep afroamerican voice-
wizardbird:


unclefather:

WHERE’S THE LASAGNA 

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PICTURE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH SEEING THIS FUCKING CAT’S STUPID WHORE FACE ON MY NOTIFICATIONS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I WANT TO BEAT ITS HEAD IN WITH A TIRE IRON I HATE IT SO MUCH.

wizardbird:

unclefather:

WHERE’S THE LASAGNA 

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PICTURE DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE HAD TO DEAL WITH SEEING THIS FUCKING CAT’S STUPID WHORE FACE ON MY NOTIFICATIONS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I WANT TO BEAT ITS HEAD IN WITH A TIRE IRON I HATE IT SO MUCH.

dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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Drake: You... you don't hate me?
Nicki Minaj: You idiot! That's all in your head.
Drake: But... I hate myself.
Rihanna: Those who hate themselves cannot love or trust others.
Drake: I am wicked... a coward... weak... and...
Beyoncé: If you know yourself, you can be kind to others.
Drake: I hate myself. But... I might be able to love myself. I might be able to stay here. Yes. I am nothing, but I... I am myself. I wish to be myself. I wish to stay here as myself. I am worthy of living here!
Nicki Minaj: Congratulations!
Rihanna: Congratulations!
Beyoncé: Congratulations!
Lil Wayne: Congratulations!
Jay Z: Congratulations!
A$AP Rocky: Congratulations!
Jhene Aiko: Congratulations!
Kanye West: Congratulations!
DJ Khaled: Congratulations!
Birdman: Congratulations!
Nebby: Congratulations!
Sandi Graham: Congratulations!
Drake: Thank you!
theamazingindi:

'You need to read YOUR manga dude!' replied william shatner